…Fox News after midnight repeats the same crap so often it's worse than being forced to count the Coke Logo's for the 43rd time while you wait for your movie to start.
...the Google "current" channel is comprised of the trifecta of softcore porn affectionately labeled "National Geographic-type nudity", newslike segments singing the praises of group sex, and animated cartoons so offensive that they make Southpark look like the Care Bears.
...how to perform maintenance on a Compaq 1850-R server using a letter opener, my fingernails and a pocket knife.
...someone has developed (I am not making this up) a urinal that functions as a video game controller.
...Reggie Fils-Aime is not only a member of Nintendo of America, he's also the president. (Well he is now, anyway.)
...No one really knows what the new 2007 Camaro will look like.
...That it's okay to delete the contents of /var/tmp/portage and /tmp.
...That Microsoft almost bought Ebay.
...Not to always listen to what the Haynes repair manual tells you - especially if the guy at the parts store tells you otherwise.
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